Country Fest is coming…

And like any enterprising, handsome, brilliant, and sexy bullsh*t artist I created a Dot Rat shirt for the occasion. Not because I needed the money….

Country Fest is all about freedom, copious amounts of alcohol, fatty food and people with cowboy hats sporting Boston accents. Sure we may have never been to a Nascar race or rode a horse….we may have never rode a family member either (sorry Kentucky). But that doesn’t mean Dot Rats don’t love ‘Merica.

BAM!

Go buy yours HERE!

We will have reporters on the ground and if it’s anything like last year….the cops will be arresting people like crazy…so be prepared…nips and cups people!