Month: August 2013

It’s gonna be an action packed Saturday…

It’s gonna be an action packed Saturday…

You have 2 must see events this Saturday…up first is Nowhere USA at the Beachcomber on Wollaston Beach.  As always this will be an all out assault on your senses….   After your ears stop ringing….head over to McConnell Park in Savin Hill for the 

No Sleep till ‘N Sync?

No Sleep till ‘N Sync?

Well…the VMA’s are coming. It’s the only time of the year you get to actually see music performed on MTV. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGbX35cj81M Everyone is talking about this ‘N Sync reunion like its the second coming of Led Zeppelin or something. Sure…they sold tons of records…but we 

The White Devil of Dorchester…

The White Devil of Dorchester…

Those of you familiar with the neighborhood may have heard of him. He could be often seen driving a sport bike around the neighborhood or an expensive German luxury car. Or even hanging out with a famous athlete or two. He’s always been a bit of a fitness nut and from a young age sported a build that would make even the toughest kid think before getting mouthy. Chinatown knows him as the white devil or “Bac Guai” because of his reputation in their underworld. An underworld that has been virtually silent in terms of mass media coverage when compared to it’s Irish and Italian counterparts.

I knew him as Johnny, he lived four triple deckers down and attended the Murphy School with me. Johnny Willis was a barrel chested kid and very big for his age. He was a gifted hockey goalie that even the older kids seemed to get along with because of his prowess between the pipes. I can still remember his Mom, she was a friendly raven haired lady with a big smile and an olive complexion. Never recall meeting Johnny’s dad…looking back he was more or less the man of the house and seemed very close with his mom. Even way back then Johnny showed an interest in Chinese culture. His bedroom was covered in Bruce Lee posters and you could always catch him at the Puritan Theater next to Lamberts watching double matinees when the Kung Fu flics were on tap.

Obviously Johnny left an impression on me…he was that older kid I looked up to. How we became friends in the first place is quite a story in itself. Over the years I would bump into him here and there. The guy never seemed to age….I used to give him shit and ask if he was taking some weird Chinese herb. He would always crack a smile and fire back with a wisecrack of his own. I never asked about his business because I didn’t care to pry. The rumors of his antics were never in short supply but I never gave them much credit. Maybe I took the rumors with a grain of salt because I like Johnny and there was a time when he looked out for me. I felt obligated not to play into any bullshit that may have been twisted in the grapevine….loyalty starts young for Dot Rats.

Well…last week my old friend got 20 years in Federal Prison and Hollywood is scrambling for the rights to his story.

Talk about being torn….the irony of this neighborhood is unlike anything I have ever seen.

Only in Dorchester can you find a kid that went from Deer Island to one of the most successful Hollywood moguls out there. Another family who’s daughter gives birth to the nations first Catholic president. A Saint Marks couple gives birth to the nation’s most notorious Irish gangster who in turn kills the innocent patriarch of another Dot family who’s sons stare him down in court 30 years later. Another clan loses a boy to terrorists at the Boston Marathon then the boy’s sister becomes a beacon of strength for terror victims everywhere.

And now we have Johnny…..

To be continued…..

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Come help the Irish Heritage Festival tonight!

Come help the Irish Heritage Festival tonight!

Anyone interested in taking a Leadership Role in the Festival – Please join us at St Brendan’s tonight in the Church Hall – 7:00 P.M. We need some key people to assist: Volunteer leader Children’s Activities Secretary Fund Raising Leader Sticker Committee If you want 

We love you Jane!

We love you Jane!

I just wanted to take a moment and acknowledge the awesome story the Dorchester Reporter did on Jane Richard today. Seeing her standing there with a huge smile on her face kind of made all my problems seem very petty and small. Jane fought like 

Country Fest is coming…

Country Fest is coming…

And like any enterprising, handsome, brilliant, and sexy bullsh*t artist I created a Dot Rat shirt for the occasion. Not because I needed the money….

Country Fest is all about freedom, copious amounts of alcohol, fatty food and people with cowboy hats sporting Boston accents. Sure we may have never been to a Nascar race or rode a horse….we may have never rode a family member either (sorry Kentucky). But that doesn’t mean Dot Rats don’t love ‘Merica.

BAM!

Go buy yours HERE!

We will have reporters on the ground and if it’s anything like last year….the cops will be arresting people like crazy…so be prepared…nips and cups people!

 

 

 

The Marylou’s Cruise…

The Marylou’s Cruise…

So I walk into Marylou’s in Quincy for an iced coffee Sunday morning. Now plenty of us are familiar with their business model. The place is essentially a scaled back Hooters of coffee. And for full disclosure there is not a place on the planet 

Thank you Mark Wahlberg…

Thank you Mark Wahlberg…

Ya…thanks for making me look like the laziest a**hole in Dorchester. I’m down at your brother’s place smashing OFD burgers, getting fat. You got Nacho eating pieces of turf and cups of hot sauce….meanwhile your 2 year old son is dunking on Kobe’s kids and 

Stem Cell Burgers?

Stem Cell Burgers?

I consider myself a progressive guy, and during any stem cell debate you can find me usually siding with scientists. My thought process is simple, if we have the technology to help a young child or an adult overcome some terrible disease….why not use it…who am I to impose any of my religious beliefs on anyone trying to lead a healthy life. There’s a part of me that reasons we are playing god but, we are also evolving as a species.

Anyway, one thing I never considered was that my stance on stem cell research would someday make it into a Wendy’s or a Wahlburgers.

“Ya, I will take big stem burger, hold the genetically modified tomatoes and give me side of fried onion spud hybrids.”

WTF? I understand most of the food on any super market shelves is polluted garbage anyway but this is a little over the top. I guess one of the guys behind it is a Google founder which is just weird….but he’s got the cake to make it happen. Maybe one day he wants you to Google “cheeseburger” and your screen will shoot one down your neck….who knows.

All I really wanted was to maybe help someone walk again or to keep them from dying too young. The problem with that is we are getting overpopulated and someday we might need a meat tree growing in the house to get our burger on. I never seem to get it right and it’s all becoming way too Jetsons for me. I bet Whole Foods and ARod are loving this sh*t though…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvM2nMJJotI

Marty and Gabriel…

Marty and Gabriel…

Those of you that have been reading my stories over the past couple of years know that I am a big fan of the sweet science. Boxing teaches so many life lessons yet it’s value is often underpinned by those who regard it as a