The Dot Drone…
Well, I’m a big kid at heart and I do love technology. So…I need to get one of these drones in my life and I’m already looking into the Let’s Fly Wisely drone buyers guide so that I can buy the best one for my budget and requirement. Sure I’m too old for toys but, I will not be getting the Ducati I want any time soon so this sh*t will have to suffice.
Why a drone you ask?
1 – Got a hot neighbor? A drone pays dividends here …
2 – Halloween – Why not rig it to drop eggs? The laughs are potentially endless…
3 – Lazy? – If you have a cool liquor store like Morrissey Blvd Wines & Liquor you can send a drone down to pick you up some Dot Ale and a pack of butts. And you never have to leave your porch.
4 – Surveillance – Tossing back a few cold ones in the middle of a park is your god given right as a Dot Rat. With the influx of yups into Dot you can almost count on somebody calling up the fuzz and ruining your party….and cops do love beer. Send up a drone! Save your beer!
5 – Amazon – If they really start using drones for delivery you can rig yours to knock them out of the sky. Before you know it you will end up with a new iPad.
I feel much better about myself now, somewhat vindicated after reading this article. Why, simply put, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of pelting one of these things from Amazon and getting some stuff after seeing the story on the news.