Tag: Vince Vaughn

Dot Rats on a plane…

Dot Rats on a plane…

If I could ever give an example of 2 Dot Rats flying first class for the very first time…this would probably be it. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH2fHTriaw0]

Is Paul Ryan a Tone Ranger?

Is Paul Ryan a Tone Ranger?

Cmon, you know the Tone Ranger dude….from that Break Up movie. Can you imagine dinner at Mitt Romney’s house? I knew I saw him somewhere before….he’s a great actor. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGOYsCFOM5o]

A Dot Rat at Plaster Fun Time…

A Dot Rat at Plaster Fun Time…

So I make the trek down to Braintree this evening to wish my God daughter a very happy birthday at Plaster Fun Time.  Turning 4 is a pretty big deal and it was fun to watch a table full of little Dot Rats absolutely wreck the joint. I consider myself a renaissance man but I personally could never get into crafts. More times than not you could find me walking around the neighborhood looking for glassware and pottery to snipe…much to my parents dismay.

The party went well but about a half hour into it I couldn’t help but feel out of place. I kept thinking of that scene in Made where Vince Vaughn was being a fresh pr*ck to one of the workers at a similar operation. I even asked the chick working the room if they had ashtrays to paint…nobody laughed….WTF? But if there was ever a scene that captured my experience….this was it.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51r9g_h7BBM]

 

Boston’s Wedding Crashers?

Boston’s Wedding Crashers?

Yup…it’s true….only these dbags were stealing instead of trying to get laid. Leave it to some massholes to put a gangster spin on a wonderfully designed playbook for crashing weddings. Chaz would totally be pissed… Language Alert… [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4g4nUE4ikE]

Video games are addictive?

Video games are addictive?

Who was the genius that came up with this study? Of course they are addictive….fun is addictive. We are talking about one facet of America’s great exports…technology and entertainment. Of course there is the occasional Korean that goes overboard, and it may piss of your 

Gimme the cash and the pizza!!

Gimme the cash and the pizza!!

Ok I’m all for having fun with the delivery driver. It’s not an easy gig to deal with people so most of them tend to appreciate humor. But to start sticking them up for their cash? Not cool……so when I found out about these goons got busted down in Newport for robbing the pie man….I was happy for delivery drivers everywhere. What would life be without a Pizza and Beers delivered to your door for a few bucks?