Tag: humor

Friggin Italians…

Friggin Italians…

Those Italian cab drivers have a way with the ladies don’t they? We all know Italian guys love the Irish chicks….but does Bobby really have to trash Irish dudes while running his game on female passengers? You know what they say about big feet right?  

Skinnygirl this!

Skinnygirl this!

Is it me? Because Bethany Frankel is downright unattractive … I just cant get into this chick. Yeah, she penned a book (about what?), she has her own liquor, a TV show and she’s made a few million bucks. She’s doing a sh*tload better than 

Why do I love this dude?

Why do I love this dude?

I have been trying to figure this cat “DukeofNewEngland” out all day. He just walks around Dot smashing blunts and taking little vids of himself. From the looks of it he lives in the towers up in Lowers Mills. Why does he intrigue me? Maybe because he has no job and smokes pot all day….maybe I just miss my youth. Maybe I just love weird people. Either way this dude is hilarious.

Why has Will Ferrell not made a movie about this guy yet?

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PJ Walsh and the not sure…

PJ Walsh and the not sure…

Here’s a Dot Rat doing his stand up… [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg7suXzPPmY]

Real Housewives of Southie – St. Paddy’s Day

Real Housewives of Southie – St. Paddy’s Day

I’m black Irish!! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc3MmThj_PU]Enjoy!

Got your ID?

Got your ID?

There’s some heavy language here….but some pretty funny standup.

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This kid isn’t a good dancer…

This kid isn’t a good dancer…

So everyone in Canada thinks this kid is the best thing since Molson Lite. Personally I’m not a fan….looks like the type of kid that would bite your finger in a scuffle or try and beat you up with 10 friends helping him. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qYTuH1_KXg] This 

Sex Panther…

Sex Panther…

So I’m walking through the mall the other day and decide to stop at Newbury Comics. While waiting in line I get punched in the face with this overwhelming smell. Turns out the kid in front of me decided to take a bath in Axe body spray. Typical for a 18 or 19 year old guy trying to impress the babes. As you get older you realize that a more subtle approach to smelling fresh is usually a better bet. The idea is to spark an interest….not a migraine headache.

So as I’m standing in line trying keep my balance and bring my double vision under control, sure enough, some 18 or 19 year old chick in front of big sexy turns to him and says….”my friend thinks you smell good….what is that?” I get so flustered by this girl’s lack of smell I lean in and say, ” Sex Panther by Odion”. They look at me like I have 4 eyeballs….totally oblivious. I’m sorry…the sh*t was funny…and totally appropriate.

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25,000 hits and counting….

25,000 hits and counting….

Another milestone for DotRat.com ….. thanks to everyone for your support. I’m so excited for the future….. I think it’s time for a Dot Day dance!! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ugwiYD5D5j8]