Years back I end up crossing paths with this burly Irish kid from Lynn. Being the prototypical young Dot Rat, I didn’t care much for people outside my own neighborhood but this kid was different. It seemed no matter what he did, it was with …
Well…the VMA’s are coming. It’s the only time of the year you get to actually see music performed on MTV. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGbX35cj81M Everyone is talking about this ‘N Sync reunion like its the second coming of Led Zeppelin or something. Sure…they sold tons of records…but we …
For whatever reason, ladies love Jason Aldean. Maybe it’s the mixing of rap and country.
Maybe it’s the crooked nose, hoop earrings and the deer tattoo.
Either way…Fenway was crawling with Jason’s adoring does over the weekend. And wherever there’s a bunch of drunk females looking for country studs in Boston…..there’s a bunch of enterprising Massholes looking for a good doe hunt. Mind you, you’re probably never going to see some dude named Sully or Flabbo walking down D street wearing a plaid cutoff shirt and a cowboy hat….that’s like an automatic beating. But you bet your ass Sully and Flab were in disguise at Fenway, trying like hell to recite Dirt Road Anthem all for the sake of bringing home a trophy doe. Wouldn’t be surprised if I heard a few tales of the old days when Sully and Flab used to steal rope mustangs up at Farragut park. Anyway, the women were eating it up. One chick in particular couldn’t control herself, she was so turned on that she had to give the fellatio pose to one of our fans…..even though nobody really even knew her.
Was she shitfaced? Im not sure….maybe Southie cowboys and Jason Aldean makes a girl want to throw sex faces around….
REALLY?
That’s right “Wistah” ….you have been warned. My favorite Boston linguists Bigg Dee and the #chefboyz are bringing a fresh brand of Boston hip hop into your neck of the woods this Friday @ The Venue. Bring your cameras….because someday you will want to show …
Personally, I have enjoyed Youk while he was here. Over the years I was able to perfect his “batting face”. You know…those nutty faces he does every time he’s waiting on a pitch. Always a hit at a party! Anyway…Youk was a dirt dog….a blue …
