Tag: Boston

Are these people hard ons?

Are these people hard ons?

I understand there’s people who treat workouts like a religion. The problem I have is just like religion….I don’t need it forced down my throat. Yeah I understand you’re f*cking superhuman and you can lift heavy sh*t….I just don’t need anything reminding me what an 

How ya like them Avocados?

How ya like them Avocados?

Feel like laughing extremely hard? Here’s a Massholes episode that will bring back some memories. Kenny, Paddy and Kurt nail it! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_1tfXQTC4o]

Hey Baxter…

Hey Baxter…

Is this robot really going to help bring jobs back into the US? If you think about it, Baxter is the equivalent of one Chinese laborer. I’m guessing one Baxter would be priced at around 25 to 30k. When all the technology has matured and you factor in the company recouping all the money spent on R&D….you may hit 10 to 15k…then throw in maintenance costs and a possible yearly support contract. Technology has always been America’s strong suit and I can totally see us competing with a robot as part of the formula.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTQXMb-M1cY]

But you always have to consider the greed factor. You get some overpaid tight ass CEO who thinks he can squeeze a few more rubles into his bonus check by putting Baxters all over his production floor. This hits the Wall Street Journal and it’s game over….kiss your US Manufacturing renaissance goodbye. Then it’s time to kick Baxter off a bridge.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmyWBVwKvYk]

 

 

Jaywalking @ BU…

Jaywalking @ BU…

Are you sh*tting me Boston? It’s only a one dollar fine for running into traffic and possibly causing multiple deaths? I have said it before and I will say it again…our traffic laws are a joke. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEikobYg5o8] Why would you ever assume any driver is paying attention and 

Dropkicks in Dot…

Dropkicks in Dot…

That’s right Dot Rats…the Dropkick Murphys are filming a video in Dorchester this weekend. I just wanted to say thanks to them for picking Dot as their backdrop. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmz_bbiS8-w] Also…a big shout out to Mark from Dead Friends for the heads up.

Purple knuckle and a dream…

Purple knuckle and a dream…

Now how am I supposed to take DreamRyde seriously? Purple? Really? Everyone knows the only guy that can pull that sh*t off is Prince. You got the lead singer in purple panty hose pulled up to her ribcage just waiving purple knuckle all over the room. Then you got this rapper dude rocking a purple dragon shirt dry humping the mic stand trying to be all aggressive and sh*t with his dream hands. Then for extra effect he throws in the occasional 2 handed dream crotch maneuver.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P3uZu8c0eM]

For a second I’m like…”are those people dancing?”. Yup, the guy and gal up front where just feeling the knuckle/crotch magic.

Now this is the type of band I would expect to see at Cathay Pacific while chasing a scorpion bowl high on a Tuesday night. I think if they just tighten up that stage presence and lose the purple gear they would be alright….there is skill there. Maybe the rapper just can’t let go of his past…

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IA_aHsER6c]

It’s Better with the Top Off….

It’s Better with the Top Off….

It’s Thursday…..time for Massholes Episode 4 [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SY4-ASxens]

Watch out Uber…here comes Hailo…

Watch out Uber…here comes Hailo…

You may have heard the ranting over the past few months over the use of the Uber app and how it’s been taking money out of the hands of Taxi drivers all over the city. Have no fear cabbies! Hailo should be live soon to 

The transplant effect…

The transplant effect…

So everyone is familiar with the 363 Southie 3 on 3 video from last week. Well Danny Picard threw this up on his FB page yesterday :

I closed out today’s show with a passionate rant directed at the “new residents” in South Boston who are attempting to turn our sacred Street Hockey Court into another tennis court.

That’s right….the “new residents” are trying to demolish the hockey rink that for generations has meant so much to so many in South Boston. While you will never hear me come straight out and renounce investment within any of the neighborhoods of Boston. One thing you will see me defend to my dying breath is the destruction of Bostonian culture. With gentrification comes a dilution of the local traditions that make up the fabric of the neighborhood in which it takes place. It’s ok to have people from other parts of the state or the country settle in Boston and rub elbows with the locals. In a perfect world “new residents” bring their traditions to the table while locals share theirs. Traditions on both sides are to be respected and embraced but never infringed upon….therefore creating balance.

Don’t listen to my Boston accent and assume it’s an oddity. Listen to it and assume it’s derived from the way a Bostonian spoke before we started the American Revolution. When was the last time you heard someone from Britain pronounce their R’s?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_klZFIpa90]

This rink represents one of those South Boston traditions and should be respected as such. Whether it was just a matter of climate or Bobby Orr, hockey has been embedded in our Bostonian DNA. I know the outsiders really think it’s all about Fenway, pink hats, and Sweet Caroline but we truly are a hockey town. The Bruins are an original six team for good reason.

Long before there was interest in Southie as a trendy place to live, neighborhood kids found refuge in places like the Farragut rink. To some it’s a place to socialize, to others a place that helps foster a career in hockey and to parents it’s served as a place for kids to focus and stay out of trouble. When those kids grow to have families of their own, they return to Farragut with their sons and daughters….and the tradition is passed on. Much like playing Tennis may be a tradition in an affluent Connecticut suburb.

Now why does a Dot Rat have so much passion about a rink in Southie?

Along with many families of Irish decent around Boston, our American story began in South Boston roughly 140 years ago on West  2nd street. Aside from the roots, I feel a kinship with residents of Southie. Many of us traveled the same paths, went to the same schools and had intertwined families. I always got the sense our core principals were in line, and that we are cut from the same cloth.

Most of all, if someone was pulling this sh*t in one of our parks I would expect South Boston to have our backs.

One thing we can brag about in Boston is preservation of history and tradition. I don’t want Southie to become the next Brighton. Do you know anybody born and raised in Brighton? How about Allston? Exactly….

The folks at city hall should listen up….

How to ditch a stage 5 clinger…

How to ditch a stage 5 clinger…

Check out the new Massholes episode 3: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zovvg0QSBw4]