Boars on patrol…

Apparently 50,000 American boars crossed the Mexican border and are going to be slaughtered because they are getting a free meal on Mexican farms. As you can imagine, I’m totally on the side of the boars. You really don’t get more patriotic than these rascals. These are the only Americans taking back the free meal we have been giving out to Mexicans for years. I say give them better training,equipment, bullet proof vests and ATV’s. Bump the force up to 500,000 boars…..immigration problem solved at minimal expense to the US taxpayer.

Call John Rambo and get those boars home!!