So someone decided to start posting Wikipedia articles to YouTube. Not really a bad thing, especially when you may have a number of users who may be blind and need the audio feed. All good right? Whats up with the computer generated voices though? They …
Month: November 2012
I’m pumped to announce that Billy “Sugar” Traft will be representing Dorchester at the TD Garden on December 14th. Just like the fight at Gillette Stadium, he will be fighting on the card with Ken Casey’s boy Danny O’Conner as the main event. Should be a fun night and with tickets starting at 35 bucks it’s a great excuse to take your family! Get your seats HERE or buy them at McGreeveys, The Banshee and Peter Welch’s gym. Be sure to check back for more info!
So I’m having coffee with my good friend Chris B. a few days back and he starts raving about this video.
Right? I don’t know how the b*tch got up either….what a chin! Now I don’t endorse men hitting women, nor am I an advocate for people hitting people….regardless of gender. However, I’m an advocate for defending yourself, and once Shaquella decided to spit on this bus driver, he had every right to defend himself.
Here’s my reasoning:
1# Spitting on someone is considered assault.
2# The bus driver was not only responsible for his life but everyone else’s on that bus. What if she decided to start punching him after she already spit on him and he ends up crashing?
3# If your going to initiate contact with anyone, assume they will return the favor. You have to be willing to get hit if you want to hit another person. Most boys are taught this at an early age (I hope)…. It should be taught to both boys and girls.
#4 It’s just not a sexy look for the ladies.
Now I know there are men out there that love a feisty lady. I like a woman that can put up a scrap if she has to. But, there is nothing attractive about a woman that goes looking for it. The only time you get a pass is when your future plans include making it onto the Bravo channel to kick the sh*t out of every housewife and Shah you can get your hands on. In that case I totally understand and I will get you sparing sessions with the Grealish family or Bill Traft. Otherwise it gets old really quick…
I can remember some batsh*t crazy chicks that would hang around the various parks in Dorchester. Some had quite a reputation for themselves, some where actually physically attractive, and most could easily kick a few guys asses at the drop of a hat. But I mean talk about awkward if one of them took a liking to you. How do you say no? Some of these chicks could literally drink all your beers then ask for a kiss at the end of the night. Hearing “dude give me a kiss” just doesn’t invoke anything erotic for the average Dot Rat….but I watched it go down time and time again. You know who you are fellas, and I still pray for your nightmares to subside.
So ladies, take some advice from your old pal DotRat, don’t fight unless you have to. And if you must spit on people, can you please figure out a way to slip the uppercut. It’s a sneaky punch that’s hard to see coming. Mike Tyson made a few million bucks with it…..and Robin Givens couldn’t figure out a way to slip it.
DON’T BE A ROBIN GIVENS!
So I’m a huge motorcycle guy….I sold my R1 a few years back but I have been eyeballing a new set of wheels ever since. I was never much of a wheelie or trick guy…. I didn’t like the idea of smashing up my bike to learn all the finer points. I was always a speed / cornering guy….and my risk was always very calculated. If it wasn’t safe…I wouldn’t do it. One of the things on my bucket list is to drive the Isle of Man on a 200 MPH bike….it’s going to cost me some dough….but I will make it happen some day.
Aside from making your toes curl, you have to appreciate the trick riders. Check out these guys bombing around Boston last summer. There was a few occasions where I thought one of them would eat pavement….
Here’s my old beast sitting in front of Walsh Park….
Why would anyone hire this dude? With a name like Boston Pizza, the owner should be wary of having P.K. on his payroll. You know this dude will end up taking a dive and suing the owner. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVem1euXRX4] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fd57VNE6Kg]