Tag: Mark Wahlberg
Thank you Mark Wahlberg…
Ya…thanks for making me look like the laziest a**hole in Dorchester. I’m down at your brother’s place smashing OFD burgers, getting fat. You got Nacho eating pieces of turf and cups of hot sauce….meanwhile your 2 year old son is dunking on Kobe’s kids and …
Are these people hard ons?
I understand there’s people who treat workouts like a religion. The problem I have is just like religion….I don’t need it forced down my throat. Yeah I understand you’re f*cking superhuman and you can lift heavy sh*t….I just don’t need anything reminding me what an inferior brand of physique genetics I have.
In my mind you might as well be yelling L. Ron Hubbard every time you throw up the kettleball. Yeah yeah….I undertstand I can “create new and better realities” there Tom Cruise….RELAX!
Just take that sh*t indoors people…I didn’t need the reminder after buying an overpriced Vietnamese shirt at Macy’s…. and I certainly didn’t ask for 2 tickets to the gun show.
Besides….I already have my Marky Mark workout tape in case I need to work on my fitness Dot Rat style for all the fly honeys.
Wahlberg has been “Marked”…
So Mark Wahlberg has been pushing his new supplement brand called “Marked” around town. Personally I am not a huge fan of supplements, I don’t have the body of Mr. Universe either, but I will tell you my reasoning. Take something as simple as a …
Saggy tight pants?
So I’m driving down Neponset Ave yesterday and I notice this kid walking down the street with his pants hanging off his ass. Now this type of fashion statement has been been practiced for years. I involuntarily practice it myself to this day….not because I’m trying …
Should Wahlberg meet Whitey?
So Mark was on WAAF the other day and said Whitey “the coward” Bulger asked him for a sit down meeting at his new digs. Why else whould Bulger ask for that type of meeting other than to arrange a movie script. Should Mark Wahlberg put money aside for now and show some solidarity with some of the Dorchester people who lost loved ones because of this murderer?
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