Month: October 2012

Bigg Dee is a Dot Rat!

Bigg Dee is a Dot Rat!

That’s right….this guy feels a bit like Sean John this morning….well minus the 400 million dollars.  I wouldn’t even care if the roof blew off my house because my boy Bigg Dee is sporting a Dot Rat “DMC” shirt in his latest video with Chris 

Scenes from Florian…

Scenes from Florian…

Well it was good while it lasted…but some people just can’t handle themselves properly. We do appreciate those folks who came out to celebrate….the costumes rocked! Photos courtesy of Pat Curtain and Mike Matta    

Have you seen John Conner?

Have you seen John Conner?

Hello boys and girls….meet your soldier of the future. Brought to you by the good folks at Boston Dynamics and the government agency that brought you the internet…. DARPA!

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Let the madness begin…

Let the madness begin…

Its gonna be a great night…

Party @ Florian Hall tonight!

Party @ Florian Hall tonight!

That’s right people…the Dot Rat Halloween Party is tonight. It’s time to bring it like Sandy is gonna blow your roof off…..why is everyone staring at me?  Sandy is the…nevermind. Anyway lets have a blast tonight…and no one eyed driving! TAKE A CAB! I wonder how many 

Are these people hard ons?

Are these people hard ons?

I understand there’s people who treat workouts like a religion. The problem I have is just like religion….I don’t need it forced down my throat. Yeah I understand you’re f*cking superhuman and you can lift heavy sh*t….I just don’t need anything reminding me what an inferior brand of physique genetics I have.

In my mind you might as well be yelling L. Ron Hubbard every time you throw up the kettleball. Yeah yeah….I undertstand I can “create new and better realities” there Tom Cruise….RELAX!

Just take that sh*t indoors people…I didn’t need the reminder after buying an overpriced Vietnamese shirt at Macy’s…. and I certainly didn’t ask for 2 tickets to the gun show.

Besides….I already have my Marky Mark workout tape in case I need to work on my fitness Dot Rat style for all the fly honeys.

Boston Warfare…

Boston Warfare…

For a second you might think this is a video of me trying to get a hot dog at Simco’s. I know…. it fooled me too. It’s actually just a bunch of Parkour dudes making an action sequence over in Chinatown near the old Don Bosco High 

Trump’s 5 million dollar challenge to Obama…

Trump’s 5 million dollar challenge to Obama…

Hey…umm sorry….I was staring at Trump’s hair. So…. 5 million dollars….how can Obama turn his cheek on that? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLMFbZAa64] Obama should totally go for it….on one condition. Trump would have to disclose all of his offshore tax shelters.    

How ya like them Avocados?

How ya like them Avocados?

Feel like laughing extremely hard? Here’s a Massholes episode that will bring back some memories. Kenny, Paddy and Kurt nail it!

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Hey Baxter…

Hey Baxter…

Is this robot really going to help bring jobs back into the US? If you think about it, Baxter is the equivalent of one Chinese laborer. I’m guessing one Baxter would be priced at around 25 to 30k. When all the technology has matured and you factor in