Month: September 2012

Massholes Episode 1

Massholes Episode 1

Well….I have been waiting for it since mid summer….here you go people. I give you Massholes….Enjoy!!

The Boston Derby Dames…

The Boston Derby Dames…

I have always wanted to grab a case of beer and watch a roller derby….seems like a blast. Problem is I never knew Boston had it’s own crew. Apparently the Boston Massacre has been kicking ass and taking names. Check out their website  http://bostonderbydames.com/ [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44FFN5-LtqQ] 

The Ghetto Mix…

The Ghetto Mix…

There are times in the hood when you may have a problem with insects. Maybe your neighbors don’t keep a tidy house or maybe it’s just you that’s the slob. The insects around Dorchester can be pretty gangster….. I mean just last week I saw a cockroach with a “Bug Life” tattoo rolling down Geneva Ave driving a 79 Monte Carlo smoking a blunt and blasting “I Get Lifted” by George McCrae.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBWS3BJSNtQ]

When you have cockroaches that roll deep like this….you can’t be rolling up on the set spraying RAID and expect to protect your crib. You need an exterminator that comes strapped with the “Ghetto Mix”…. you need a straight “bug thug” like Rogers Pest Control.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBNaIFnpbc]

I do love small businesses and Rogers gave me such a good laugh with their brilliant “Ghetto Mix” formula branding I had to give them a plug. They are located up on the corner of Bowdoin and Quincy Street across from Saint Peter’s Church….give them a shout @ 617-427-0810
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Goodbye Avalanna…

Goodbye Avalanna…

Avalanna Routh (aka Mrs. Bieber) lost her battle with brain cancer today. But I am glad she got to spend some time away from treatment and realize her dream of meeting Justin Bieber back in February. Our thoughts and prayers are with Avalanna’s family…and we 

Eire Pub Politics…

Eire Pub Politics…

Ahh the good old Eire Pub. Always a hotbed for politics here in Dorchester. I would even go as far as saying it’s the epicenter of Boston in terms of politics. I have seen quite a few spirited debates over a pint of beer in 

King of the packies…

King of the packies…

The title goes to Morrissey Boulevard  Wine & Liquors.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt7a4j4_u5g]

Based on our poll…this is the best packie in Dorchester. I asked you to pick based on price, selection and cleanliness and I couldn’t agree more…they run a tight ship. The store will receive an official Dotrat.com certificate for best packie, a tshirt and some serious bragging rights around Dot.

Congrats!

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What is Matt Damon’s secret?

What is Matt Damon’s secret?

I mean talk about crushing life…. You have millions of women who adore the ground you walk on…. you’re the original Jason Bourne and Will Hunting…..now your like “I’m bored, I think I will call up my buddy Brad Pitt and figure out how to go Benjamin 

Collegefest groovin…

Collegefest groovin…

Collegefest was a good time….and homeboy here was feeling it. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU697px_-fc] Those techno hand maneuvers had all the ladies melting!

MBTA listen up!

MBTA listen up!

You need more creative ways to drive up revenue. The special sauce you need is sex appeal. Take the model of a Hooters or a MaryLou’s coffee and run with it.

Good looking people = A good looking bottom line.

Here’s a good example of a uniform redesign. You’re welcome!
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Hey Appleheads….Relax!

Hey Appleheads….Relax!

Where do people get the time to sit on a sidewalk for 2 days for a f*cking IPhone? Technology is a wonderful thing…don’t get this geek wrong …but it’s an IPhone. Even if these folks have jobs, why would they want to waste a day