Give me my ear back…

Give me my ear back…

Apparently Tyson and Holyfield were hanging out this past weekend. They have obviously buried the hatchet but talk about awkward moments. Hey whats up brotha!!… (a stalled awkward hug, while looking over the shoulder ensues)

Raffi Torres sent to Shawshank…

Raffi Torres sent to Shawshank…

Suspended indefinitely…. sorry Bogs. Thanks to Capra of sbnation.com this was totally his call….

Gronk….you have been summoned…

Gronk….you have been summoned…

At the 49 second mark…Buffy McGillicuddy shatters the pavement… Gronk better obey… [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzu2PCIS3T8]  

Cat Scratch Fever…

Cat Scratch Fever…

Do you think Tim Thomas listens to Ted Nugent before his games? It makes total sense right? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBpGJemdUs] They both hate Obama….they both like to sit in tree stands….neither one wants to pay taxes and they are both Michigan boys. I wonder if they teabag 

Jason Varitek has a cult…

Jason Varitek has a cult…

He’s the lord and savior according to these guys…. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyBNHN6CBUQ]  

Oh my bad…

Oh my bad…

Hey Ray….sorry for kicking you in the balls….you haven’t been traded…  

This is how you deal with Raffi Torres..

This is how you deal with Raffi Torres..

So Raffi Torres is a notorious filthy prick who decided to pull this with Chicago supertstar Marian Hossa the other night. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2mX7LqBGo4] There is a way to deal with cavemen like this…the Bruins have shown their recipe. Send in the mighty mullet…Adam McQuaid. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGQGVghgSeM]  

Hey Tim Thomas…

Hey Tim Thomas…

Cut the sh*t and play hockey…stay away from Freedomworks until the season is over. We need Timmy the Tank not Timmy the Teabagger right now…. If we lose to the Caps I’m sending Obama after you!

Bruins Bling….

Bruins Bling….

So Andrew Ference decided to come up with a new thing for the player of the game to wear during the playoffs. You may remember that last year it was the ugly 90’s starter jacket….this year its a Rampage Jackson chain. It goes to the 

Opening Day Thoughts…

Opening Day Thoughts…

So tomorrow I make the pilgrimage over to Fenway and I’m just not as psyched as in years past. I’m sure I will get a nice buzz on and eat lots of fatty foods but it just doesn’t get me pumped like it used to.