Tag: sex

Hey Appleheads….Relax!

Hey Appleheads….Relax!

Where do people get the time to sit on a sidewalk for 2 days for a f*cking IPhone? Technology is a wonderful thing…don’t get this geek wrong …but it’s an IPhone. Even if these folks have jobs, why would they want to waste a day 

Sex Panther…

Sex Panther…

So I’m walking through the mall the other day and decide to stop at Newbury Comics. While waiting in line I get punched in the face with this overwhelming smell. Turns out the kid in front of me decided to take a bath in Axe 

I cant remember….

I cant remember….

This guy should write a manual.

Hun….I need to go shopping…..

boom, bang , boom….

Oh never mind….I forget what I was talking about.