Yes this really happened…
Even the writers at Family Guy couldn’t make this shit up….
DORCHESTER: 911 caller requests assistance as she has potato chip crumbs stuck in eyes and as a result is having panic attack, BPD/EMS enrte
— STACO 🇭🇹 [Night Watch]™ (@stacos) September 2, 2015
Somehow there just has to be a bag of weed behind this….