Yes this really happened…
Even the writers at Family Guy couldn’t make this shit up….
DORCHESTER: 911 caller requests assistance as she has potato chip crumbs stuck in eyes and as a result is having panic attack, BPD/EMS enrte
— STACO ðŸ‡ðŸ‡¹ [Night Watch]â„¢ (@stacos) September 2, 2015
Somehow there just has to be a bag of weed behind this….