Bag Lady Hates Boston…

First of all lady, put on a bra, you have to be perky to go commando. Kicking your breasts down Boylston street is not going to win you any fans. Is no sexy! Stop being a hater, we are not all movie stars but we are pretty hot. Just because the awesome bus drove by your house your house doesn’t give you the right to be passive aggressive. Seriously if you talk any more sh*t I’m calling Target and telling them you stole their carriage.

 

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