Malibu Beach Poetry…

I honestly don’t know where these 2 were going with this.


For a second I felt like I was watching an SNL skit. I love Malibu but never really considered it worthy of 7 minutes of poetry. Mitch and Audrey are obviously much deeper souls than I am. But I decided to write a poem for them…

Hickory Dickory Dock….

Welcome to Dot, perfect it’s not.

Land of the Rats, and low slung hats.

Mitch and Audrey are new around here, they are green, this is clear.

Instead of trying to make sense of this place, maybe they should shut the f*** up, smoke a fatty, drink a beer!

Wow…I should just sign up for Def Poetry jam right now….game over. 


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