Nobody pays attention to me…

This is the excuse given by Carol Field for setting 18 fires in southern Maine. Lets start with suggesting some teeth, maybe a mani/pedi and a new hairstyle.

Then again, when you look like Mama Fratelli maybe you should be a bad ass. Why set fires though? Hop in your Jeep and track down One Eyed Willy….there’s plenty of places to hunt treasure on the Maine coast. Men dig that sh*t. Setting fires just isn’t a good look…but she is kinda sexy in orange.

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