This is the excuse given by Carol Field for setting 18 fires in southern Maine. Lets start with suggesting some teeth, maybe a mani/pedi and a new hairstyle.
Then again, when you look like Mama Fratelli maybe you should be a bad ass. Why set fires though? Hop in your Jeep and track down One Eyed Willy….there’s plenty of places to hunt treasure on the Maine coast. Men dig that sh*t. Setting fires just isn’t a good look…but she is kinda sexy in orange.