This weather is a real dickhead!

A few weeks back it was like 70 degrees. Now snow? Like we didn’t get absolutely smashed enough over the past year. Blizzards, Nor’easters, hurricanes, tornadoes and floods….Al Gore better stop screwing up our weather or I’m starting an Occupy Al’s crib protest. Do you think he would be pissed if a bunch of stinky college kids were using his 4 million square foot heated pool as a bathtub? You know Tipper would be hanging out beating a drum and ripping tubes off the bong just to piss off Al. If he just switched to clean coal in his power plant we wouldn’t need skis on Halloween….a hybrid pimp mobile wouldn’t hurt either.

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